Trees. and. Bacon.

Trees: A perennial woody plant having a main trunk and usually a distinct crown.

Now trees can be boring, or trees can be interesting. we can look at it as you its this plant thing is just here so we can have oxygen and paper and logs for our fire. Or we can look at it and take all those things in, like whoa, if there was no trees, there would be almost no shade. No homes for precious creatures, no landscaping for our world. I personally like trees. My first question for my first interview at a job was, "if you could be a tree, what tree and why?" Now that is where you have to get creative. I chose a Pine Tree, because i would be taller than everyone and i can look out on the world and man when people make me mad i could drop pine cones on their head! Now, If you were a tree, what would you be? and why?

Bacon: The salted and smoked meat from the back and sides of a pig.

Yo, we are bakin some bacon can't you see us now, its so cool it don't come from a cow, yeah you think we're weird, well you're probably right, if you tell us now, we'll probably get in a fight. That's bacon. say what, say what. That's B-A-C-O-N. word.

If you say "beer can"  in a british accent you are also saying "bacon" in a jamacian accent.

Now i like bacon, some good greasy chewy bacon. Personally it is a great food if you can have it alone at breakfast or on a burger for dinner. Although one time my mom made me grilled cheese with bacon on it for lunch and i started choking and almost died....true story.

 Now Bacon and Tree combined. you get Bacon Tree!

There are two guys who have been lost in the desert for weeks, and they're at death's door. As they stumble on, hoping for salvation in the form of an oasis or something similar, they suddenly spy, through the heat haze, a small tree off in the distance.
As they get closer, they can see that the tree is draped with rasher upon rasher of bacon. There's smoked bacon, crispy bacon, life-giving juicy nearly-raw bacon, all sorts. And the smell... oh, the glorious smell!"
"Look Pepe," says the first man. "It's a bacon tree!"
"You're right!" says Pepe, "We're saved!"
Pepe doesn't wait another second. He runs up to the tree salivating at the prospect of food. But just as he gets to within five feet of the tree, there's the sound of machine gun fire, and he is shot down in a hail of bullets.
His friend quickly drops down on the sand, and calls across to the dying Pepe.
"Pepe!! Pepe!! What on earth happened?"
And with his dying breath Pepe calls back: "Ugh, run, run!! It's not a Bacon Tree after all..."

"...its a ham bush!"